All About Me!

2011-11-23T10:10:00.002+08:00

i screwed up most of the papers.

Bless my life.

I cant seemed to be the kanchiong spider which everybody can.

Like chiong one whole night then before exams, u cramp some more infos.

I need the super relax, slacked way of studying.

I remembered i watched tv before my Os and i did quite ok.

So i shall opt for my ol' lifestyle. Kinda late as it's e last paper.

But nothing is ever too late!

I chiong so hard but if i cant do, for what right?

2011-11-07T11:54:00.003+08:00

2months have passed. W.o.W!

The reason i'm here?

I'm supposed to do something more important but it's too boriiing!

Life is full of ups and downs that it's scary merry.

One minute u are so certain that the decisions u made are so concrete.

But, due to circumstances, it changes course-and u arent sure anymore.

The way to handle it, is not to handle it at all.

Trust God and whatever situations you've landed in,

it'll be alright at the end of the day. I believe.

Hurt, pain, adrenaline rush and all the other indescribable feelings are part of the process and pick urself up when u feel u are way down there or something negative is actually pulling u down.

I know, i know. Easier said than done.

But, hey.

Been there done that.

And the answer is in urself. If u arent gona pick urself up, nobody would. So try!

I aint a pro but this do help whenever i thought there's a bleak tunnel ahead.

Fuh! drama abit lah ah nu! *insert some music also la*

Nonsense.

Gtg!

Adios muchachos makan nachos!

2011-09-16T00:59:00.002+08:00

becareful people!

google is uber scary. Coz once u log into say, Youtube and never logged out,

all ur sites that are related to the google account can easily be accessed to.

Like what i did to sally molly's blog. Heeeeeeee.

And it was unintentional ok!

2011-09-04T15:41:00.002+08:00

Selamat Hari Raya kawan kawan!

since it's raya, we use green color la ehk to suit with the ketupat color. This year raya very the lepak la. People go visiting, we whole family do our own stuffs. Guess priorities and responsibilities comes first which sucked. No green packet this year apart from my kind aunty who thinks i'm still a qualified kid. Weeeee....

Ya know, we make 4 types of kuihs but suddenly on the table, we saw more kuihs trailing on the table. (Aik? kuih also reproduce ka?) But ironically, we end up chomping on the potato chips and crackers only.

(Fun fact: SPICY POTATO CHIPS GO WELL WITH COKE)

oklah. Gotago.

2011-07-27T22:25:00.004+08:00

It tickles me when ahpek said he was stressed when he gota answer girl questions while out shopping.

The Killing Qns he got are below.

Maybe these might will help?!

1) Do u think i'm fat in this dress/top/etc?

Rule: If u think it is so, blame the clothes.
So u say: Hmm..maybe the cutting over here (point to the parts u find disturbing) is abit unsuitable.
U wana go for others instead?

2) U think i'm fat?

If u honestly sees there's nothing wrong with her, let 5 seconds or more go, before replying. It showed u are keen to her concern and was analysing at that time.

If she puts abit of weight, the best thing is to apply the para above! White lies are better than a squabble!?

3) She points to her choices and go "This? or This?"

Rule: Go with what u find is nice on her. Take a deep breath.
So u state your choice. If she dont like it, try persuade her. If she still wants the other one, let it be! But if she goes back to the first choice, be patient! No harm stating the pros and cons of getting either stuff. It makes her think!

4) Do I look pretty in this?

Just say Yes or No. Dont continue with a "BUT" at the back.
This is not some Social Studies essay where u need to counter attack to what u've said.
We can take honest opinions-sometimes.

When u dont find it pretty, dont give a cold "NO".
Shove it with some emotions like "nah, it's not ur style dearie"
People hear also, ppl shiok.

Hope this helps! hahahahahahahahah!

p.s I'm just stating my point of view only ehs!

2011-07-19T00:43:00.002+08:00

i dont need course meals nor expensive food.

All i need is CHEESE NAAN!

i love that thing! the soft fluffy white dough with cheese on top.
When it's warm, u tear it and steam starts to float.
Then u put it in ur mouth, and u can feel the cheese in every of ur taste buds.
As u chew, the flavours blends well..ah!

After that, u slurped it down with a warm cup of Indian teh.

It's love and pure joy.

2011-07-05T23:18:00.002+08:00

whatever happened to love is all about going through thick and thin together?

somehow, the world had gone through an evolution(sal's fav word)
that people are trading love for opportunity.

I've heard people saying they'd try to source for a more stabilised-monetary wise, partner while they already have a partner!

When people start saying that, isnt it too selfish? How would u feel if u overheard ur partner said that?

I mean, who wana be poor all their lives? Unless u like a lazy ass who thinks money dropped from the sky but other than that, shouldnt u as a supporting partner, supposed to go through hardship phase together?

In my humble opinion la, i find that kinda relationship more rewarding. When U built up ur life together, indirectly, the bond get stronger.

Just a thought.

2011-06-29T21:34:00.002+08:00

i finally took out my braces after 3 years!

it took some time to get used to the teeth.
It was really a satisfaction when u can sink down ur whole teeth into food
instead of the usual half due to the braces brackets.
And suddenly brushing the teeth seemed so smooth..waaah

What i got to experience is also, food can now get in between my teeth. I dont have that issue while having braces on!

So next, i managed to pick a cool retainer with rainbow colors.
Purposely chose that coz it seemed the hardest to do with all the seven colors.
(other desgins were like basic 2 colors- seemed too easy to make so give them extra job)

but one thing i regret was, i wasnt able to put multiple colors for each braces brackets
(though i was pre-advised not to do so)

anyhoo, i welcome my teeth with great love!

2011-06-16T00:00:00.003+08:00

gaaah! i cant sleep!

when someone told u a secret, u gota keep it supressed inside.

if u my friend(s) are dwelling on an issue right now, i suggest u stop!
drinking till u are drunk, smoke until ur lungs turned chaotar, wont solve anything.

I'd suggest u use tat dwelling time to talk things out and compromise/improvise
whatever went wrong.

Everyone deserved to be happy. Misery should come once in a while only.
(my cikgu told me, if for 365 days all u feel is happy, u are a nutcase. True. We're humans- bound to feel bottom pit once in a while bt pick ourselves up ehs!)

2011-05-29T22:53:00.003+08:00

was so busy.

scrapped that. I hate that word. BUSY.

coz in my philosophy, (cei! nunu dont act gei kiang. thanks)
if u seriously wana commit into doing something, busy will never be an issue.

thus the amended opening statement should be:
so i had been wanting to blog but other things distract me so i close this window ASAP.

June, there's so many people's birthday.
Maybe parents calculated and would like to pop babies
just in time for the holidays so they can
have quality time with their kids.

nonsense la dei!

but no matter, lala, qiqi,gena my ex jie jie in-law (haha!)
irviin(by favourite boy!) and zyllia! i will celebrate ur popped-to-this-world day together! weeehoo!
cant wait!

2011-05-08T11:28:00.003+08:00

if u cant beat them (yet), join them!

following this motto, i've decided to switch to the umpiring brand.
here's my (evil) plan,

join in the crowd and get apple since my current phone is giving me headaches.
Since us, asians, are known to be copy cats but we improvised the technology,
i dont mind waiting for a few more versions before jumping back to my current hp brand.
heeehaw!

and to my colleagues, i dont know if u are reading this,
but u cannot outwit a gossip queen.
i get a feeling of what u guys are up to and i will make sure it will not be done.

hearts u all still tho 90% of the time u all are so annoying.

2011-05-06T22:35:00.002+08:00

it's the final countdown!

it's kinda fun n cool to be involved in the whole GE stuffs!

i mean how many can experience this kinda 'backstage' preparations?

by day 9th, everyone's comfortable with each other :)

lost weight, gain some leg muscle (delusional) and i got a weird tone on my feet.
the toes where the shoes cover, are all fair while the exposed areas are darker!
wahahahaha!

so who are u voting for?

jeng jeng jeng...

2011-04-30T19:55:00.002+08:00

i dont know why people get sexcited whenever their date of birth is nearing.

It's miserable i tell u.
you see, as the numbers gets bigger, so are the problems.

U hefta worry about loads of stuffs!

drier skin, grey hair, wrinkles, nails-in short, every time the age number increases, there's bound to be a big change and that my friends, are the signs of ageing!

i just found some ageing signs on myself. Miserable much.
so this year, i pray the day past very fast that nobody realised! or pretend to not realised!
that will be nice.
Oh wait! it will past in a glance because of 'war' preparations for the following week.

Enough of the lousy post. Ciao chin chao!

2011-04-22T14:41:00.003+08:00

didnt know many people knew of this blog.
Domo, u are now pamous amous. *woot woot*

i thought i was smart to make this thing as discreet as possible. HAH!
nehmind..too lazy to set this thing in privacy anyway.

ok! mark ur calendars people! 090511,Monday yaw!
pfft...like ppl wud wen it got nothing to do with them?!
nonsense can??
stop talking to myself!!

oh why 090511?
coz i will be nominated as President.
nyehahahahahahahahahahaha!!

2011-04-07T23:30:00.002+08:00

harrow harrow...

wen i'm here tat means sumthing's stuck in my head and tadaa! a channel to divert for awhile.

so yeah...uhm ehm..walauwei! even i cant churned anything in here!

unnecessary stress. shall excuse myself and maybe watch abit of e drama that people dreamt of having.
of happily ever after.

cannot think. this is bad.

2011-03-28T21:05:00.002+08:00

i realised i no longer blogged something like:
"wake at 7am, gota find my bowl and ate my cereal"
(ENOUGH OF REBECCA BLACK NUNU!!!!)

but u get the gist.

i ever thought of deleting this but decided to keep it alive since
yeah, i cant make it as a novelist, might as well pretend to be one pro-writer in my lil world.

so now i'm stuck as to what to write because the phone's ringing like crazy and my thoughts is distracted so bye bye!

till next time, cheerios!

2011-03-13T22:53:00.002+08:00

this is the umpteenth time i've been here.
whenever i'm all ready to blog- i'd press the X button on the right

either 1) distracted by sally's gossips
2) fb popped up i've been tagged or watever
3) i realised rather than channeling my nonsense n randomness here, i shd do better stuffs

haiyah! why am i listing my reasons when u arent a lecturer marking my reasons?!

oh look! msn pop up a conversation n it's blinking non-stop

gossip time!

2011-03-02T15:44:00.002+08:00

i need to type but nothing comes to mind.
i mean yeah i'm typing here but these arent wat i'm supposed to do.

my brain's sleeping by the day. i get more blur and my jokes are disastrously COLD
the weird stuff is, i can make myself laugh at my own lame jokes while i literally can see cold sweats forming on people's forehead. -.-"

ok now. shut up and get back to work!

2011-02-27T23:59:00.002+08:00

for a moment, i thought this blog went naked
coz the skin went missing a few days ago.

but i didnt do anything coz finding a skin is sucha chore.

but oh well! domo decided to come back here!

so dunid find anymore.

wat the hell...so random nunu. SO SO SO random

2011-02-20T15:16:00.002+08:00

I MISS......

rotting and doing nothing.

time is slipping by macam water from my hands la!

wenvr i wana relax one corner, sure i got stuffs i need to rush.
so today seemed like e only time i can take a chill pill n basically do nothing
and enjoy.....

pretty fun once in a while!

back to kun-ing!

2011-02-16T21:12:00.002+08:00

i'm cured!!!!

The surgeon game theory doesnt work. i dont need to cut my body parts for new replacements or etc to get rid of this feeling.

all it takes is magic pixie dusts sprinkle-ok maybe not sprinkle-u practically soak urself in it.

when u came out of it, u are as good as ur OLD OLD self (for once, i am ok with the word 'OLD')

no more analogy or thinking too deeply over situations.
i just get over it!

ok i nid to stop blogging coz i have deadlines to meet.
dammit!

2011-02-16T19:10:00.004+08:00

Ching Ching A Gay!

who would have thought chingay was so FUN??!!!

filled with laughter and screams and....walking trees? 0.O
and it was raining fireworks! woot woot!

i would wana go again! :D

2011-02-13T20:21:00.002+08:00

y i suddenly feel so scared talking to that particular person ah?

like i wana run and hide so badly but the topic we talked about are so normal.

ever felt that same way?

2011-02-12T01:09:00.002+08:00

ever seen a person who strained her neck all because she wana get
the highlighter that dropped on the floor?

or twisted her hand while opening her bag?

that person is me.

what the.......................

2011-02-11T01:10:00.002+08:00

u cannot change a person but
u can compromise with their characters.

i'm loud and rude for someone who's pessimist.
and i'm definitely not dainty.

it's a whole package of flaws.

accept that.

why so serious?

2011-02-07T00:40:00.003+08:00

I WANA SCREAM MY HEARTS OUT!!!!!!!!!!

FRUST TONGGEK AT THE PEAK OF MAXIMUM ALREADY!!

as the hokkiens wud say, XIM THIA(heart pain) TO THE MAX!!!

2011-02-05T22:45:00.002+08:00

as i grow wiser (NOTE: not older)

character of a person WOW-ed me more than outlook.
u can have the best outlook in the entire universe but if i cant strike
a decent and not awkward conversation,
i will labelled u as boring.

actually, these people mean no harm.
it's like concrete and steel.
if u cant stick them well, they fall apart.
so does human to human connectivity.

just a thought.

2011-02-04T02:32:00.002+08:00

here's a quick update.

well...my intention to write is so that this thing wont go dead.

i've experienced weird ppl lately.
One called and that particular ah pek asked me what religion i am in as introduction.
i was shocked la! wth he need to know that for??!!
*must be careful of him*

and his neighbour-twice as weird as him,
literally bootlicking and say she treated me like a daughter
and stroking my hands like i'm her kid
eew!!!!
like tat will make me wana side u!

oh i forgot to say, those 2 are fighting with each other.
crazy world!

2011-01-30T23:07:00.002+08:00

seriously, i thought getting informations are as fun as getting gossip news!
well...fun is not the right word ah! interesting!
but sadly, it's so freaking hard!!!!

and what irritates me is that i understand how a particular system works
but i need a black n white to authenticate wat i had known!
and i cant find the bloody document to ascertain it!

cheeken!

2011-01-24T06:44:00.002+08:00

Here's a quote i read that got me chuckling:

If a guy says he loves u at first sight,
PUNCH HIM.
Coz that means he wana skipped all the introductions and jumped into u straight in bed!

in conclusion, those prince charmings in fairytales are chekopeks.

Test

2011-01-18T23:54:00.001+08:00

Hi..i'm testing this thing using my fone!

2011-01-09T22:30:00.002+08:00

Religion.

It's so sensitive that i'd only share if one earnestly wana listen.
Because i dowana debate with people who got the intentions of pinning a religion down.

Been there done that until i got so pekchek.

I listened and respect urs so u respect mine.

I sometimes got disturbed when people asked me about the certain restrictions and practices imposed by my religion.

Because I dont know how to explain well that makes one understands that there are actually benefits to it.

2011-01-03T22:44:00.002+08:00

excuse for the dramatic event because i feel like having one at this moment.

this is a dagger and someone has stabbed my vital point.

take it positively, the more the pain, the less the feel of retardedness (it's not even a proper word but u got the drive)

so by tmr, i should be fine like i was back in early YEARS- like koi's sugar percentile:
40% less of a retard who smile sheepishly at empty space.

if u dont understand once again, it's ok. I lack of sleep and i look like a mutated brown panda.

2011-01-01T19:45:00.002+08:00

this song is playing my head:

oh baby, i be stuck like glue
Baby, wana spend it all on u
Baby, my room is the G spot, call me Mr Flinstone
I can make ur bedrock

2010-12-29T19:44:00.005+08:00

you would understand what i'm gona say if u have played Amateur Surgeon in your itouch/iphone.

Because using an eraser or chlorox doesnt work.

U need a chain saw to saw that portion where it is affected.
Once it's bloodily done, u need a pair of thongs to remove that area
followed by replacing the old to a new steel body part.

After which, u use the lighter to burn the scars off and finished the process by
applying the magical glue to medicate the operated areas.
and this lump will totally be WIPED OUT because u have replaced to something totally new!

Erasers sometimes leave a mark and chlorox is liquid so it might spread to other unaffected areas. We wouldnt want that. We need to fix things not make it worst :)

For those who doesnt understand, it's ok *pats ur back*

2010-12-27T12:29:00.002+08:00

wow wow wow!!

so fast it's the last week of the year! i'm trying to recall what have i been up to the past year.

i dont have any resolutions. I never made any because i know i wont accomplished it!
easy to say: i let nature takes it course.

it's a pretty decent year.
Colleagues have become close friends (i can sense Sal giving her cheeky grin here)

But i do have hope for year 2011.

I hope:

-i can save enough every month as i'm embarking on a life journey that requires tonnes of money. To think of the proposals and the things i gota do.

-the years ahead will be far better than previous years in all aspects. (while at it, might as well think for the many years)

-to get another bag. hehehehehe...

-to dress better. Seriously, i have poor fashion taste.

-and i cant think of anything else because point no.2 basically explains everything.

so toodle doo!

Here's a rocking 2011! GAMBEI!!!

2010-12-14T22:16:00.002+08:00

Currently, there isnt anything to blog about.

Basically, i'm in uber hyper mood which is crazy because 1minute ago,
i was so dulan with work related stuffs.
And now, I'm so active like I need to jump on a hot pink balloon!!

Maybe i better divert my attention in helping Sally molly finding blogshops.

Any recommendations??!

2010-12-11T23:39:00.003+08:00

30?

ok...before i commence, this is solely based on whatever is running through my head.
No relations with the dead or alive.

so! i think 30 is a great age to be hitched. WHY??!!! because...let us do a simple calculation:
based on the general public aging around my age.

23. (old la!!!)
most of them are schooling. Graduated in 2yrs time.

that is 25.
add another 2yrs to find a decent job AND to build a steady income.
think LVs and Guccis and friends. (oh man! that is love!)

U're finally stable at 27.
By the time, u are thinking of starting a family.
Add another 2yrs because u need to save enough for BTO and marriage expenses.

u will be 29.
that is the most comfortable age to start a family.
Practically everything is smooth sailing.
so! old people cannot forced the young ones to get hitched asap,
due to the calculations i've made.

But if you are like me who have longed started working, u will understand that even after 2 years, the money never seemed to move up. Down is always the usual case.

All those temptations like clothes online and bags n shoes are enough to drive a lady insane every month without fail.

Ok..so a shopping queen needs another year to check herself in a shopping rehab.

u will be 30. So old people yaw! dun worry about not getting a grandchild.
Que sera sera.

2010-12-09T22:10:00.002+08:00

Sibei Serious?!

aunty, is R around?

Aunty: no...u duno ah he's in jail because he killed his wife.

Gulp.

*then what are u doing in his house Mdm Mother-in-law?*

One awkward and "interesting" incident i got into yesterday.

2010-12-08T00:38:00.004+08:00

A Tuesday that feels like A Friday

This is the Gossip Council

One noisy and fun dinner we had! Filled with sharing sessions and lotsa laughter!

It'll be sucky if one leave. But, let's reserved that for future because for now, they made everyday seemed like it's not a working weekday.

Filled with so much joy :)

2010-12-02T22:28:00.004+08:00

Hey you Pretty Lil Thing!

this is my current fetish. Meet Nude colored heels.
But not just any nude heels. The undersides must be red just like the above!

No freaking idea why the sudden crush.
It's a (shopping) challenge to search for that IT pair and by far, nude is not part of the "in" color for locals. Tough!

Note to self: Try Charles n Keith

So the next qn to ask is whether I'm gona wear it out?
Hell yeah but duh! dont bring it out when u noe u are on some shopping marathon

Pfft!!!!

Ok that is all. Ciao

2010-12-01T20:58:00.002+08:00

Taming the Desire

When I'd received the official announcement, I got stoned.
This is it. Toodles to all the lovely bags that i so adore especially that black one i so need (ok so it's more like a want)

Restrictions are slowly coming in.
No more of getting this or that TO EVERYTHING THAT I TOUCHED AND WANT!

but an evil thought still lingers in the heart (err...more like the head i think)
should i get that black one as a mark of closure?
Besides, Black is associated with Beauty...

2010-11-28T14:49:00.003+08:00

Let's rewind.

Teacher: u! what u wana be when u grow up?
Me: errr....
Teacher: What?! u dont have an ambition?
Me: oh yes i do! Teacher.
Teacher: ok! what about u at the back?

After she probe me in such an embarrassing way a primary student can ever gone through, she moved along after she got an answer -..-"
i never want to be a teacher. And! when i was younger, i really dont have an ambition.
Doctor, lawyer, whatever.
Well, being BFF with a Disney's Princess doesnt count as an ambition right?

so now i'm abit grown up, I found a cool job.
And if i can rewind, i'm gona tell that teacher i wana be a Sleeper.

There is such job somewhere in the English country where the doctors do research while u are sleeping.

Cool stuff! They probably gona provide with a Simmons bed right?

Or! Better still,to work for Simmons or Kingkoil?! why didnt I ever thought of that?!

but sadly, no such post in Spore.

Whatever. U can be anything in this world!
Anything except Housewife.
That-is not a choice.

Peace out.

2010-11-26T23:57:00.002+08:00

VOMIT BLOOD!

some people just refused to listen!! even when i dont nagged!
i hate it when girls degrade herself just to catch the man's attention.
N i am so the agitated when they started using Islam as a back-up to their (wrong) doing.

Need to stop thinking about this or else, the frown marks gona make a grand entrance in between the brows.

Signing off!

2010-11-24T06:52:00.004+08:00

Hurraaah for me!

One of e RAREST moment of not being lazy to be in here.
seriously, how can one be so lazy wen the comp is smacking right in front of my face?

anyway, late as i may, i love this rocking touch screen computer from Acer.

wat attracted me most was because of its desktop background was so colourful when i went to an IT shop.
me? IT shop? shocking revelation! i know!

it's so cool. everything was touched screen n i stood for solid 20 minutes exploring that thing. Not by checking the specs and watever-the-geeks-do.
i was playing the solitaire! HAHA!

but hey! because of the solitaire i do notice this computer is great alright!
the colour pixels are sharp and crisp- crisp?! just my way of interpreting stuff here.

Also, the screen and keypad are pretty big-very friendly for ur momsy n dad or even gramps who needs to use e READING GLASS!

And if u are in the mood of pretend, u can play CSI.
CSI have those projected touched screen where u can touch (duh!) n they link u to another page yadi dadi da...
ok maybe not so advance but hello! it's Play and Pretend!

ok..so that's all i wana ramble about as I'm pretty much LATE for work!

Toodles!

2010-10-18T22:02:00.003+08:00

TOMORROW IS D-DAY I HAD BEEN WAITING FOR!

moolahs gona roll in many many!

but i hate it wen ppl said i ought to save :(
n i noe they are so right but but but!!!!!
spend abit. save oso must abit mah!

since u noe, skool is nearing- i nid a new school bag..heeeeee

2010-10-15T14:39:00.000+08:00

I'm drifting away frm this blog..doubt i'll post anything..
So it's oni a matter of timethis blog honda shut down..
Rite now, twitter n fb are my daily dose

2010-09-28T00:10:00.004+08:00

September is the month of Love Love Love!
N look who juz turned 23 today! awwwww!!!!

Raye sini

dan disane..
p/s raya havent finish. puasa 1mth, raya oso 1mth!
woot woot!

ok that is all! back to godfinger!

2010-09-17T23:15:00.008+08:00

Selamat Hari Raya! (ei! we raya one month yaw!)
1st day. filled the tummy with good food :)

2nd day:

meet my Biiig family :D
our faces look so fresh wen it was actually 12am. wahahahahahaa.
and it was the 2nd last house.

yeah...tat's me on the right.

2010-09-16T22:52:00.006+08:00

I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS MOVIE ALOT!

but sadly, it's oni part 1. I heard it's a Trilogy thingy.
watever. it's overwhelmed with mixed emotions.
The story line is different from ur usual malay movie.
Furthermore, the way it was delivered- the emotions and expressions
they deserved all the good praises n awards!

Farid kamil is rather dashing!
e braided hair, ear studs and topped with a rayban avatar shades. :)

next, i gona get the book.

i like this particular conversation wen a lady asked if he had found a new woman, why he nvr find a replacement.

and he said "saya mencari cinta, bukan mencari perempuan"
"i'm searching for love NOT, looking for a woman."

*melts*

2010-09-14T23:35:00.002+08:00

i am very very very very the haaaaaaaappy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my shoes has touched down to spore!!!!!
my konad nail print is here!
i bot pretty clothes!

all in all, it's a ROCKING TUESDAY!!!!

YEEE HAAAW!!!!

2010-09-13T21:54:00.002+08:00

SLAMAT HARI RAYA EVERYONEEEE!!!!!

abit late la..hahhahahahaa

no pics to upload coz e brother went inside camp
n e pics are in his camera.

this hari raya, i eat for 3 days straight.
ketupat, rendang, serunding.

n it repeats all over again.

e 3kgs i shed in one fasting month, i gained 1kg back in 3 days.

brava -.-"

n wen e pics are uploaded, i shall post it here :)

weeeeeee

2010-09-05T09:27:00.003+08:00

i tink i mixed too much with uncles :X

woman always complain we're always e suffering party.
but if u ponder hard hard, man oso get a slice of the suffering.

wat they earned, they must give 80% of their cpf-deducted salary to the household.
Bills- Kids school fees & miscellaneous- Groceries- Wifey's pocket money.

with that, no wonder our daddies are so thrifty.

people will say "share share responsibility la!"

as a man, he should noe his responsibilities and shouldnt highly expected e wifey wud pay for everything forever.

she still wana buy all the LVs and Chanel in the world u noe.

Futhermore, Islam say wifes can dun contribute and a wife's money IS her money!

heeee

2010-09-03T00:16:00.002+08:00

hari raya's coming with less than 1 week.
while i'm ecstatic! there is this freaking thing i DONT LIKE!

SPRING CLEANING.

-____________-"""""""""""

but its good also coz i nid to change e 1yr old curtain.
and the thick dust on the cabinets.
and e mirror that has cream blotches.
i sound very disgusting.
heeee....

only the dust bunnies that hop here n there,
cause u to sneeze non stop. this part i dun like.
n u sweat alot.

i plan to clean everything slooooowly as e days progress
so on the eve of raya, at least i dunid to
cook. clean. iron curtain. etc.

i talk macam i got alot of things to do
wen most of it comes from my mom

*piak piak myself*

2010-08-31T23:41:00.002+08:00

dam dam dum...bunyi mercun.

quiet no quiet, hari raye is nearing
(diam tak diam, hari raya bakal tibe)

wen sal mentioned about playing fire crackers-
DIY style, i wana try it la!!!!

sure gerek wan...e thing spin macam crazy
n we running n screaming away from those things.

wahh!!!! nak nak nak nak!!!

go geylang, i wana buy many many sparkles.
green, read, gold!
weeeeeeeee

2010-08-23T13:22:00.002+08:00

haiyah! tmr i will kena bomb.
BIJIBABOOM!

-.-"

haiz..my upper hand had asked me to explain.
how can a human explain "forget"?
i forgot an appt n i duno how i can forget such thing for this one time!
how the hell am i suppose to explain that i forgot when human do have that kinda symptom once in a while??!!!!!

its not that i'm irresponsible (she called me that)
irresponsible is something u noe, but u dont act on it.
i, on the other hand, forgot.
so wat shd i be called?!

BIJIBABOOOOM!!!!

2010-08-19T14:26:00.000+08:00

Trying to blog using e mobile fone..everybody go WAH! for me!

i call myself e hp malay ah lian..my hp skills not bad..
juz got a new hp yesterday n everyone was in daze of wat to do..
Done myself proud by helping e snr staffs..wen I help them abit, they go
'ya lah! Like tat la' macam paham oni.

N if u Sal is reading this blog,u muz hav figured out I got 2 nos.
Hehe..u were really hoping for e real person to txt u rite!

Dun beat me la..later puasa become kosong..heee

2010-08-11T01:36:00.003+08:00

Puase yok-yok, pagi-pagi bukak periuk!
(puasa bluff bluff, morning morning open up e pots)

puasa yaw! i feel excited yaw! after 1 mth, e body line gona be a smooth S curve yaw!

ok shut up with the yaw.

i feel happy wen ppl wana make effort to puasa every year.
duno why ppl wana condemn them wen they really wana try.
if they dun puasa, ppl gona say :
"eh eh! see la! they nvr puasa. tsk tsk tsk" (u say like makcik style)

if they puasa, ppl oso gona say:
"eh eh! see la! ramadan come oni they wana change. tsk tsk tsk" (makcik style)

instead of condemning, we shd be happy n give them support for a change.
brief or not, we dun judge la.
skali they lagi better than us, no shame shame ah?!

Happy Puasa-ing ppl! :)

Dun puasa yok-yok n buka periuk tau!

2010-08-10T00:12:00.002+08:00

me n dee were talking how a guy spent $2k to have fireworks wen he proposed to the gf.

i tink he very e bo liao lei. if i were e gf, i'd scold him stupid.
he juz blew up $2k in the air la -.-"

romantic? ok la..if u are some prince whr 2k is macam 2cents!

if i were her, i prefer he use tt $$ n buy LV bag n attach e ring on the lock of e bag
GUARANTEE CHOP CHOP! I SAY YES!!

he still got balance arnd $300 to feed us dinner n STILL hav balance back!
win-win situation! he happy, i happiest la!

ok..i sound very e jealous. but i am not.
i'm just pointing out other alternatives where $2k can be spent for a
reject-proof proposal

2010-07-31T21:01:00.003+08:00

this post is dedicated to my driving instructor.
he shd feel honoured lor!

Dear Danny,

THANK YOU!!!!

for u had suffered too much.

i remember once, i suddenly switched off my engine when u screamed "BRAKE!!!!" when we were in a junction.
i know u were panic then. so do i. I CANT BELIEVE I CAN DO THAT!!!

i made u a poorer man coz u always charged me normal rates even when u're not supposed to.
u said u were paiseh. ALAMAK! i lagi paiseh la! u even saw me on e verge of tears.

When u sighed "HAIYOO!! SIBEI JIALAT LA LIKE THAT!" 3 times before e test date,
i always tink i was e most jialat-est student u ever had.
( n i can even imitate how u sound)

I doubt u noe my name coz whenever u called, u always go
"Hello. Driving instructor ah"
u're funny!

when i called on e actual day to announce my victory,
this is how i tink u sound:

"WOAH! GOOD (riddance) GOOD (riddance). finally! ok ah! all e best to u!"

but no matter what, u understand me real well.

whenever there's birds on e roads, u can tell i get very worried n u hold e steering wheel like its ur dear life.
maybe just in case, i dun suddenly swerve to avoid e birds.

but all in all,

thank u for ur patience n actually believed i can passed!

2010-07-28T21:16:00.001+08:00

A conversation btwn me n Bala, the conservancy worker.

Me: Bala...u can go to Blk 303, help me remove e debris.
Bala: HUH?! inside switchroom got rabbit ah?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

2010-07-25T23:23:00.003+08:00

on a boring afternoon...

*nurul call 1* e speaker boomed.
too late to hide under e table!

me: hello *monotonous tone*
caller: uh hello..uh...boleh cakap melayu tak?
(can u speak malay)

me: boleh boleh...ye ade ape? (yes can i help)

caller: oh Kak, i wana enquire about my case ah..for now, i cannot pay all coz my daughter just kuar hospital...

mat! this is not english ke? apart frm "kuar"
u very klakar seram lei!

i mentally was preparing to speak like a malay debater lor!
bahasa baku style. (mcm paham)

and mats, pls dun call me Kak or Kakak.
i feel very old wen u called me elder sister
wen u are the one that is over 23yrs old u noe.

*peace*

2010-07-23T01:12:00.004+08:00

my new found fetish:

all thanks to:

she inspired me to wear heels!
killer heels she got!
(just look at the black one!!!! irresistible!)

oh! oh!!!! e drama was soooo great!

2010-07-21T23:39:00.003+08:00

i am VERY VERY VERY HAPPY TODAY!!!!!
ME N SALL BOTH HAD UPGRADE TO BECOME DETECTIVES!!!
we are e masterminds behind everyone's curiousity.

subject:
due to privacy, all names will not be mentioned (to protect my ass la!)

case:
1) uncovering subject's boyfriend true identity
2) authenticity of subject's boyfren fb account

execution plan:
Surprisingly, she cooperate n all interrogations are completed in less than 15minutes.

Results:
our strong predictions are right. i cant say much here coz i might be slaughtered.

nonetheless,
MAK!!! I WANA BCOME A REAL DETECTIVE!!

2010-07-19T01:15:00.003+08:00

i Love this boy alot alot alot!

charming rite!
*
*
*

the ill-fates of these 2. spidey lost his head, arm n leg while mermaid was stripped

2010-07-17T23:02:00.003+08:00

for a moment, there was this pang of envy towards a fren.

date had been set for her marriage.
they always look so compatible together.
like they dont squabble n fight with each other.
every pictures they took tells a story coz well, the bf's a photgrapher.

but after awhile, my envy wears off.
n i continue watching my korea.

damn..stilettos look so good on a woman.
i wana wear em!

2010-07-15T23:36:00.003+08:00

i duno wat's e hype for this drink la!!!!!

queued so long macam queue for 4D!

but it taste very normal n lagi expensive than ur normal bubble tea.
they say its so nice coz it has a distinctive milkier taste.
ha! i noe their secret concoction!
(i sound like Mojo jojo here)

e boxes were staring right in front of us all the time!
the secret: Coffee mate Creamer.

wen u put creamer to everything, it will taste creamier n milkier.
chen de! i nvr bluff u all!
u can kapok e creamer at mcdonalds n try on ur tea.
e more creamier, the merrier!
but dun take so many la!
u not trying to make snow on ur tea mah!

nyehahahahahahahahah!
i discovered their secret!

2010-07-08T22:30:00.003+08:00

i wana intro to y'all my babylove:

mit Ah Miu :) *she's inside- sleeping in her pink paper room*

she said hi.

the search journey was interesting.

i was super miserable wen my fren say he cant get it. i tink daddy n mommy cant take my lifeless face anymore, they supported my crazy fetish!

initially i was served by a trainee until they sense i seriously wan my bag.
suddenly, the experienced SA (sales associate-atasan status!)
step in n entertain me.

SA will bring u n the bags outside the boutique.
"u must see which is better in normal light"
their fav phrase!

they can carry $4K WORTH OF BAGS OUT OF THE BOUTIQUE! for me to decide which i want.

i dare not hold the bags..siao!
if ppl suddenly snatch the bag, HOW?!!!

then, fickle me- i made her change the bag twice wen she already packed it for me.

To end my day,
i twisted my wrist n it swell badly that i cant use my right hand e next day.

the cause of it:
i exert too much force while taking out the stuffings in Ah Miu.
must be overly excited.

i duno whether to laugh or cry at my clumsiness

2010-06-29T00:26:00.002+08:00

once upon a time, there's 2 shophaholic queens living in a concrete castle.
one name Lady Nunu, the other, Queen Sal.

they realised they shopped like there's no tmr
so they are trying to embark on a journey that one might think is impossible.

not PROJECT SAVING GAIA bt PROJECT SAVING MOENY.

impossible is nothing wen we got a goal for the $$ we will be saving.

but, lets start nxt wk. after we're done wif our last shopping for the month of june.
pomise.

2010-06-28T07:25:00.004+08:00

i switch back to singlish mode aftr e prev entry, where my language macam kena accident.

i realised one thing about LOVE.

when u really thought he/she was e one for u, u really chased that person like mad!
but no one can defy fate. if not fated, it will never be urs no matter how hard u try to chase he/she even until the other side of the earth!

while u r bz persevering ur love, u r completely not aware that ur soulmate is actually right smack in front of u!

u only realised that person is ur soulmate, wen u are caught in a situation where it made u opened up ur heart n u suddenly tot, wat u chased for, doesnt matter anymore...

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........

2010-06-27T02:21:00.005+08:00

after studying how to speak like a malay, i muz apply it here.
if u dun understand, its bcoz i'm still learning the art of this lingo or u arent a malay.

aku time lambat pasal ni lingo thingy
tapi aku tetap semangat 5 minute!

so aper aper la dok..yang aku tau lu org jgn bobual world ngan aku n step macam paham.
bab ni bende aku baru nak try try.

korang ade problem pasal ni?
No problem! ade Bimla!

Tak puas hati?
Puas hati di Golden Chance la!

aku rase korang da start nak jadi budak kebingitan,
baik aku diam jek.

ape aper, picit butang X atas window tu kalau lu org rase aku ni irritating to the max!

last warning eh, Nunu.
jgn buat orang frust tonggek dengan diri sendiri.

how? can make it?
but of all things, i dun understand "Rain check"
check rain buat per?

2010-06-27T01:35:00.003+08:00

i didnt get the bag i HEARTS alot.
AAAAARGH!!!! FRUST TONGGEK!!!!

not fated la...haiz...macam u fall in love..if its meant to be, it will be urs no matter wat.

my heart sink la wen my fren drop the news tat his sis tried but couldnt
get to buy the bag.
i felt like taking a plane and fly there!!!! (surprisingly, got cheap fare lei)
but to calculate back, e total is e same as e cost of the bag in spore.
mite as well buy here!

last warning eh Bag, u will be mine someday.
(ok i still nid to correct my 'last warning' phrase. this sentence doesnt fit)

2010-06-22T23:36:00.002+08:00

ah boy: hi nurul.
me: hello....yes yes yes???!
ah boy: ur bro at home?
me: nope. went to camp.
ah boy: ok...u noe who is this?
me: i noe... Fa*

i felt weird calling that name out loud.
e 1st time lei.

e same name but of different person.

what a huge coincident!!

i nid to call ah boy name to something else.
coz i find it disturbing n awkward.
maybe i shd called him, Awak.
not so bad. i like it!

so if he asked,
u noe who is this??
me: Awak la!!!!

ok lame la.

anyway, i'm anticipating for something :)
i'll share IF it comes...woooooooohooo!!!!

2010-06-20T21:37:00.003+08:00

we often heard of (innocent) maids scared of Banglas
bt hav u heard of Bangla scared of maid??

meet my Bangla foreman, samad.
he was nervous n uncomfortable of this maid who try very hard to hit on him.
maybe i was there tt's why he like tt?? hmmmm......

me n him were blowing balloons for the (pesky) kids during a function.
wen e maid come, woah!!! she flirt with him in front of me la!

Samad intro her to me saying I'm his boss.
she not scared lei. can still cheekily beat Samad at his back.
-.-"""""""

wen bangla behave himself, got some maid wana kacau his iman. *box her face*

samad seemed to behave coz he really wana go back Bangladesh this july after 6years of not going back home to see his wife n son.

this stupid maid ah! so sibok!

she finally go away after samad blow 2 big balloons for her and after tt, completely ignore her. *like finally*

2010-06-18T01:09:00.002+08:00

when nunu n sall join forces,
we called ourselves SuperBitches!

We literally stab someone so deep that any gals wud have logged off fb n cry.
but she never! ish ish!
what's her skin made of that its so thick??

i was tempted to post the comment here bt there is 1% of kindness in me.
so lets not do it.

hehe....but she's an interesting creature that make me wana shoot back to watever she say.

2010-06-15T22:47:00.002+08:00

i'm on e verge of sadness.
& am preparing myself that i may not get it :(

love has so many obstacles.

but i shall leave to God n if its fate, we will be together.

Amin.

2010-06-09T00:54:00.002+08:00

i cant act like my age even if i'm asked to!!!!!
how can u not go awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....with this pic???!!!
melts la!!!
p/s e hand, hen man de lei!!!

i love korea dramas! alot alot alot!!!!

2010-06-06T19:24:00.002+08:00

family tree.

i wish i got an axe to cut a few branches off my fam tree.
or like facebook, delete/ignore those freako creatures tt create unnecessary space.

i'm super pissed with my cousin. so he got engaged secretly.
no surprised coz i plan to do e same to them also.

but wat pissed me off is, he got engaged w/o telling my grandma.
wat a dumbshit! brain put at his backside i tink.
i duno why he doesnt tell grandma?
and e mother(my aunt,sadly) can say to my grandma: sorry mom, but tt's wat my son wan.

stupid fools or wat??! wat's e point of being "damn smart" ah??!!
as a mother, u follow wat ur son say? i tink her IQ suddenly drop to ZERO.

wat i strongly feel, as a grandma, she hope & pray that she can live longer each day so that she can catch every of her grandchild getting engage/hitch/etc. that's wat she had wanted la.

by doing this, omg, i cant imagine how sad n hurt she muz felt.

to my cousin, GOOD JOB u done here!
and if u decide to get married, FYI ur grandma is alive n is living next to ur blk.
u dowana invite me? i thank u very much!
so i dun have to intro to ppl i'm part of u, freaks!

2010-06-02T01:01:00.002+08:00

wenvr i see some couples, there's always a pang of envy.
they might not look drop dead gorgeous bt the affection they portray towards each other, i wana go awwwww....supersweet :D

makes u wish u have that kinda boy as ur boyfie.
a true gentleman even to all her frens!

ok b4 i sound like i wan my fren's bf to myself, i oughta stop.

2010-05-27T23:34:00.002+08:00

found hidden treasures wen doing some room clean up.

omg! i was a stalker to a boy.
poor boy~i dont blame u anymore for 1)running away frm me & 2)why u nvr like me.

i wrote retarded poemS about him. even my diary is filled with him.
Dear Diary..he steal glances at me!!
i tink he purposely do tt coz he dowana embarrass himself n
he doesnt wana let me noe he is looking at me.

OMG!!! hw can i even tink of tt???!!!!

sheesh!

2010-05-26T23:01:00.002+08:00

i'm abnormal.

drivers tt i noe, say park macam the multi-storey carpark is
chicken feet!!

i cannot lei. i muz adjust here n there wan. kena comment say i very slow sumore.

but wen u ask me park e parallel wan, many ppl say tt one hard,
i can lei.
Zup Zup Zup! i inside e lot ready.

my brain work against the norm.
wen ppl say easy, it will tink, very hard.
wen ppl say hard, brain say chicken mcdodol!

@_@

2010-05-24T23:39:00.002+08:00

Gossip Queens or Gossip mongers,
either way, wen we are combined forces,
our victim suffer!

wen we find someone interesting to bitch about, we go dig
deeper n deeper. mak cik kepo oso lose!

wen 1 cant find e sources she's itching to see, the other partner
wud share the pictures n info automatically.

how cool is tat!!!

007 shd hire us as the female james bond!

2010-05-23T00:44:00.007+08:00

We really were in US!! oni its too short b4 we nid to head back to mainland.

wen i get married, i wan it to be held here!

tho i gave up on driving, i like this! it got e Batman-ish feel!

i tink this character wrongly teleport himself to Hollywood wen its suppose to be in Japan

nonetheless, i like e red dot at his back! very cute!

ok, shiok sendiri as i can be, this is me back in 800BC

i was so irresistable back then b4 reincarnated as the now-Me.

will i go again? yeah!! wat drives me is e burger patties n fries tt were damn fat in Mel's!
oni nxt time, i'm soooo taking e train.

2010-05-22T12:44:00.002+08:00

i nid a major revamp on my clothes.
i'm wearing repetitive clothes which is not good.
screw u-gota-mix-and-match
coz i tried n it still looks boring.

in short, its juz an excuse to buy new clothes coz GSS is here on 28/5!
nyehahahahaha!!!

2010-05-18T21:39:00.004+08:00

u noe, a bag can do wonders & that INCLUDES PAPER BAGS!

initially, wen i step into the mall with my chapalang clothes,
all salesperson ignore me.
no one offer to try their latest samples lor.
one salesguy really give a f*ed up attitude wen i touch a bag in the shop he was in.
he pretend to arrange the bag i had touched. wtf?! i put it the same spot lo.
nb..

i ignore tat worthless guy n went to straight to G.
woah! the sales associate so frenly, he dun care my chapalang-ness
instead, understanding me wen i was in my noob moment.

once i step out of the boutique with G's paper bag, everything change.

like Cinderella, i was transformed from a peasant to a Princess.

me n Huda lepak infront of the mall coz she cant decide to buy the bag Worthless Guy was in.
e bag's pretty but salesguy like crap.

while she tink hard, suddenly alot of ppl were staring at us. then at the G Paper bag.
got even 1 ah lian stare at us. wakau! scary la she!
relax la woman!

15min pass n huda decide to buy the bag.
i rest loosely my paper bag on my hand so Mr Worthless can see.
i touch his things here n there, he nvr re-arrange again lei..
bloody cheeken! u tink i'm a penniless peasant meh!!

then we lepak at same corner again.
with huda's big paper bag, ppl lagi stare.
at first weird after tt, we feel so shiok! hahahahahaha!

wen we make way to the sales counters,
suddenly salesppl ask me to try their samples.
& I IGNORE THEM!
muahahahahahahaha!!!!

so in conclusion, if u wana buy boutique bags,
wear very chapalang!
u can see e different respect ppl give u.
esp b4 n aftr u carry a paper bag.
n boutique sales associate are the nicest ppl.
they treat each of us like how we wanted to be treated. :)

2010-05-15T00:48:00.008+08:00

WHAT A ROCKING CELEBRATION! 2days of surprises! 3 cakes n loads of smiles n laughter!

to sum it up, turning 23 is not so bad afterall.
the surprises i got from all of u!
i feel so touch to have u all celebrating my old age!!!
and salbi..i love u too!!

i got a bdae wish frm some1 tat got me smiling tho its lame la.
he got me a longboard with a personal hot trainer.
hmmm...i wonder wen can i ever claim tt bundle present??

2010-05-11T22:18:00.002+08:00

oh yeah..oh yeah...oh yeah...HEI!
oh yeah..oh yeah..oh yeah..HO!!!
we are 1 sporeeeee!!!!

e song's stuck in my head. i can even do e actions well
tho i find it lame to e core.

i found my talent: i can well rmbr things tt normal ppl wud label as nonsense.

this post is random sia...

2010-05-08T23:14:00.002+08:00

haiz...e day wen i turned old is approaching..
i feel so dreadful. its a day to mark:

1) white hair gona sprout
2) wrinkles n crow feets
3) hair thinning
4) the number to the age juz kip on increasing!!!!
n the list goes on....

wen i was younger, i wish tt day wud come super super soon but now,
i wish it wud come very slooooolwly. man man lai aunty....

wat i wish to do on tt day is to teleport to the nxt day where everything's as per normal..huuuuu

2010-05-03T23:41:00.003+08:00

all e tots of eating less of starchy food, i thrown e horrible tot away.
i tried it for 2 days..in a way, its called dieting?! (heh!)

so eat or nvr eat, i still like this.
mite as well i eat! so e 1st ting i gorge on is this:
double e patties with cheeeeese!!!!!
shiok to e max!!!!! this is so much better than not eating!

anw sall, i cant stop laughing at ur post about barney!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-04-29T22:15:00.004+08:00

ATTACK OF THE WHITE HAIR MONSTER!

RUUUUUN!!!!! RAAAAWR!!!!!

so much for drama mama...
but true la...i got 1 resident who is soooo obsessed with letter box under her block tt for 8 YEARS! she had been fighting for the letterbox..

see how she die die wana fight for letterbox, army shd hire for such deep compassion..maybe she feel like tt towards spore lei!

but over-devotion, makes me scared of her.
if i come back office n see any white fluffy hair, i run away!
n go to e nearest mall to hide! but it doesnt end there!

if i wana come out from hiding, i faster do a quick scan. coz her next destination after my office is tt mall! she nid go buy grocerry at supermarket.
if i mit her, alamak! jialat! i gota listen for more than 1h~standing sumore!
talk about her injustice to get a new letterbox for nearly a decade.

now tt i say it, woah! very loooong lei!!!!
she die2 fight for it.
letterbox! although u are a non-living thing,
u shd feel very honoured!

2010-04-27T23:15:00.002+08:00

today, i managed to share e deepest tots within me with a collegue.

we talked about what ifs & our parents & our future. it was deep.
n its nice to noe, my life's philosophy, is not something tt's 100% pure selfishness.

in summary, watever route u take in life, there is no perfect direction.
any choice u made, even e slightest one, there wud always be pros n cons.
there's never a bad choice or a good choice.
that is simply ur own conclusion which u made up, after u weigh all the possibilities the future wud turn out, shd u make either decisions.

:D

2010-04-22T23:33:00.002+08:00

current mood: worried!

why:
i went over to fb to take a look of the accounts of long lost ppl back in sec skool.
most of the hot mamas (they proclaimed they were) are getting...GULPS! rounder n meatier.
i'm sumhow affected by this. everytime i see e mirror, i checked for double chins,fleshy cheeks & love handle. just in case. n i cant help but think these are slowly creeping on my body! (minta jauh!)

is this wat u call mid-life crisis??!!! paranoia??!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-04-20T22:38:00.002+08:00

watched Mongo and it was AWESOMOUS!!!

brotherhood, gangsterism, love, betrayal, fighting, befriending ur enemy n stabbing them from the back. fuuh! all these in 2 n half hour!!

n their tattoo were really fierce n manly!

e story line is simple. Never be involved in a gang. u might get in bcoz of friendship but in e end, u might juz hefta kill ur own blood brothers to earn something in the future.

but amidst e blood bath, one ah beng very funny lei!!!

he damn fierce with tattoo on his hand. so he was fighting n someone slashed his ear! his ear dropped on the floor.

fast forward, after the whole fight ended, he was treated at his dent.
frowning very angrily, he said

"WHERE'S MY EAR??! WHERE'S MY EAAAAR??!!!"

his eyes wana pop out! but it was soooo hilarious e way he said it!!!

2010-04-18T22:40:00.002+08:00

after watching tv, i wana go to Patchi!!!
e chocolate there look so delicious..i wana head there straighaway!!!!

they dun call it expensive choc but premium chocolate!
very atasan hor.

made me drool for a minute there thinking back of e chocies..
sal, ape lagi??!!!! lets gooooooOoo!!!!!

2010-04-16T22:55:00.003+08:00

A Virgin trip to Prawning was sooOOOoooo FUN!!!!!

we caught 9 prawns in total! (my team caught 6! i wish to boast :D)
waiting was boring but wen we caught sumthing, the whole farmart can hear us scream!

"GOT SOMETHING! GOT SOMETHING!!! EI! WE GOT LUCK!!"
tt was e phrase of e day

even a pakcik who was at e other side, after hearing our glee, decides to moved over our place!

but in e end, i didnt eat the prawns ah coz i sympathise e prawnies la.
after u caught them, we gota break the pincers alive n u can hear it
'kraak" n once u break em, e pincers were moving!! while Mich throw the prawns in e basket. some were pregnant, carrying eggs inside e tummy.
imagine e agony!

Mich breaking e pincers with her foot. O.M.G.

2010-04-15T00:50:00.003+08:00

the worst equation u can see:

HUMAN SHIT + MAGGOTS + FLIES

=EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

i juz experienced that n omg! its very disturbing. they ask the cleaner to clear it up but how can??!!! its very degrading n disgusting to scoop ppl's crap wen the poop-er was there.

uneducated ah tiongs!!

2010-04-11T23:47:00.002+08:00

today's a 1st for me to wake up at 6am, took a cold shower
then head off for some event by 7am. it was really refreshing!
u cud enjoy the brief cold air and calm b4 ppl start to scream
"ah pek! kopi kau yi bei!"

on another note, i wana ramble about these bunch of retarded bitches.
i duno wat's so great about free helium balloons until they wana take
21 frigging balloons! nt enuf with tt, they wan certain colors oni..like OMG!

they tink they're the boy in "UP" meh? where u can fly with balloons??

then wen the whole event ends, i bumped onto them on the mrt track.
nt even 1 balloon was seen on their hands! wth!!muz b they sell off to the kids..scheming b*!

they start to shove past me to get seats! creating ruckus wen there's prem blocking their way to their seats. mind u, we all are alighting at e 2nd stn duno why they muz die2 seat!

*off with their heads!!!*

2010-04-10T23:00:00.002+08:00

i like construction lei...
this is very random but i find amazement wen i see
how cement n bricks n steel, put together can become a very
strong building tat last for years! hundreds even!

then u can climb to tall levels using unfinished staircases with temporary railings which u can see wat lies beneath u...scary alrite but it was fun to be at such rare places tt restricts laymen from entering!

anyway, shall end with wat i find as cool facts:

did u noe, there are 16 steps for every flight of stairs at the overhead brigde??!
coz the govt believed if someone were to trip, they will less likely to die coz they will land at the flat intervals of every flights.

did u noe! the water tap where u pressed those kinds,
the water flow will last for 3seconds??!!
this is for water conservation! cool rite!

:D

2010-04-05T00:47:00.002+08:00

dee asked me wat i want for my old age.
so i came out with a list~sufficient time to save for this happy woman here!

My Own Bdae List:

1) Black Mazda RX8/ Mercedes CLK (tink of e car Rain use in Full House)
2) Korea trip (mit my so many Oppas!)
3) Miumiu!!

since my last digit gona turned to a 3, i oni got 3 as my listings.
but i tink the list will grow over time...

happy savings! u cant go back to ur words ok after u asked!

2010-04-04T00:28:00.005+08:00

“ If he were the right guy for you,
there would be nothing on this earth keeping him from you.
None of this not-over-his-ex sh*t,
none of this not-ready-for-committment crap,
no excuses, equivocation, or hemming and hawing.

He would be there, and present, and totally excited about it. Don’t waste your time if they’re not. ”
— Siobhan O’Neill

this is e reason why dee i ignore u wen u made e suggestion :)